I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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