You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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