that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
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Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
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I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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