just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
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He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
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Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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