Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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