oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
