yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Randomize
