We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
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Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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