Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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