Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Do plants get herpes?
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