The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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