I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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