It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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