Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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