I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
My bed smells like the plague
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