Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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