it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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