If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
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he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
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I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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