Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Randomize
