so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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