In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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