Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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