you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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