Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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