Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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