Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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