Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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