She's JV to your varsity
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
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He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
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You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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