The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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