how can u be prego again
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
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I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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