Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
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My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
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Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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