420 ftw
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Randomize
