you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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