whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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