question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
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If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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