ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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