Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
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I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
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Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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