Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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