Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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