I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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