Your mouth is God's brothel.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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