Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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