He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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