'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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