he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We left the knife in your bed.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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