(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
