This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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