yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
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He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
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No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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