My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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