the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
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fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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