This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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