singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
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Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
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I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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