i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
She just used a chaser for red wine.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
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